"sail me down your chocolatey river of meth!"
- thank you badger omg
badger badger badger badger
why does everything have to be so complicated can’t just ONE THING be on the simple side.
actually, it’s not juvenile at all. it’s great writing. <3
omg me and caitlyn are so funny
"my sister sharted, my dad threw up, and i’m just sitting in my brother’s room like, ‘should i do something; should i leave?’"